Relegation 
~by a Padova Supporter

When your soccer team is relegate a little part of your life (but a part of YOUR life!) changes. Is like when you change your home and go in a poorest neighbourhood, or when you sell your car and buy a bicycle.

When your team is in "Serie A" and you drive your car (on which is sticked a little team's logo), you imagine that all people see you and say "He's a Padova supporter, waw !". You know that is not true, but is not so important !

When your team is in "Serie B" and you drive your car (on which you not yet removed the little team's logo), you imagine that all people see you and say "Ha, Ha !!". You are sure of it, and this is very important!

When your team is in "Serie A" and you walk under the sun with your hat with the famous team's logo, you are proud of it and your head is cool.

When your team is in "Serie B" you walk under the sun without hat, you are stupid and take a sunstroke.

When your team is in "Serie A" and at Sunday night you want know his result, you must only switch on your TV and a nice girl will read it for you !

When your team is in "Serie B" and at Sunday night you want know his result, you must switch on your TV (if you haven't thrown it out of the window after the last match of the last season) and see many, many boring programs, and perhaps after this a ugly old men read it!

Many other terrible things happen when your team is relegated, when you go at your office and all your colleagues are supporter of teams in "Serie A", for example.

There is only an advantage for you after relegation : tickets for stadium are cheapest !

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